Turdcules Bathroom Spray - 7 Scents - Winter Collection

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Regular price $12.99

  • 100+ Uses per 2 FL/OZ Bottle
  • SEPTIC-SAFE
  • Proudly Made in the USA
  • Logsplitter:

Somewhere in the wilderness, there’s a gristly man harnessing the power of wood and steel to bring warmth and light to his world. He’s powerful, bearded and his sh*t doesn’t stink. While we hold no remedy for weak grips and smooth upper lips, Turdcules’ Log Splitter Toilet Elixir will shower your olfactory receptor neurons with the sweet aroma of leather, hard-work and coniferous trees.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Smells like Tree Bark & Grit
  • Really smells like Leather, Pine & Moss

Pooseidon:

In Ancient Greece, Sailors would call upon Poseidon to calm the seas and protect their ships and crews. Many a drunken sailor and cursed ship have met their demise by the wrath of the god of the sea. With Turdcules' Pooseidon Toilet Elixir, you'll reign over the porcelain ocean with the ferocity of an Olympian while the sweet smells of sunken wooden ships and tropical rum tantalize your nose-buds.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Smells like Sunken Ships & Drunken Sailors
  • Really smells like Teak Wood & Pirate Rum

Turdally  Awesome:

Every morning, humans across the globe slip into their neoprene unitards and hit the waves in search of the most boisterously, bodacious bevy of barrels. They wait with the patience of the tide itself, but they dare not move. So how do they cope when nature is coaxing their cavern of soggy sea-snakes back to the wild? Simple. A savage Aqua Dump. With Turdcules’ Turdally Awesome Toilet Elixir, you’ll smell the exhilaration of catching the most wicked waves without the pressure of the impending tush-turtle invasion.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Smells like Good Vibes & Wicked Waves
  • Really smells like Satsuma, Mint & Cayenne Pepper

Sasquat:

Centuries of research shows that you have a better chance of glimpsing the mighty Bigfoot himself than sniffing out a pile of his fresh, steamy butt nuggets. If you're wondering how our bearded-bodied bro's are crackin' off butt bazookas right under our noses, then look no further. Introducing Turdcules' Sasquat Toilet Elixir. Used by man, but made for a Living Legend.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Turdcules Sasquat Toilet Elixir
  • Smells like Camping & Living Legends
  • Really smells like Evergreen Trees & Wild Berries

Turdpedo:

When it comes to delivering a destructively potent payload, we, men, remain steadfast to our doodie. We stand ready to detonate a calamitous cacophony which sleeps silently within the steel-belly of our floating fortress. With the push of a button, we summon rains of molten metal, fire, and water. With Turdcules’ Turdpedo Toilet Elixir, you’ll sit proudly at your battle station surrounded by the sweet smells of Sunburns and Victory.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Smells like Sunburns & Victory
  • Really smells like Gunpowder, Motor Oil, Grapefruit & Lime

Somethin' Brewing:

There’s somethin’ special about the bond between a Grandfather and their grandchildren. From coffee to pipe tobacco, this dude’s musk had been expertly crafted from years of bad-assery. When he spoke; you listened as if he were ancient living history. With Turdcules’ There’s Somethin’ Brewing Toilet Elixir, you’ll travel back to simpler times when morning coffee, a morning smoke and morning movement were the best way to start the day.

PRODUCT DETAILS

  • Smells like Wisdom & Grandpa's Stories
  • Really smells like Coffee Beans & Pipe Tobacco

10 Gallon Shat:

  • Smells Like Bonfires and Bad Decisions
  • Really smells like Campire Embers & Smooth Whiskey

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PAYMENTS

Payment is due at the time of checkout regardless of shipping or store pick-up.  

SHIPPING
Orders will ship out within 3 to 4 business days. There may be additional delays due to weather, holiday, pre-orders, and mail exceptions beyond our control.

•FREE Shipping for any orders over $75.

•FREE Shipping when you select In-Store Pickup.

•$5.99 shipping cost for any orders less than $75.

RETURN POLICY

*Returns are accepted for STORE CREDIT ONLY!

*All exchange orders will incur a $5.99 standard restocking fee if the recipient did not pay shipping on the original order.
*All returns must be received within 14 days of the day you receive the item.
*Sale items, and accessories are FINAL SALE & cannot be returned. (This includes FLASH SALE items!) Accessories include shoes, handbags, scarves and jewelry. Sale items are considered 30% or more. 

*You may return 3 items per month. After you reach the limit, if you choose to return an item(s), we will send you an invoice for shipping and return your item(s).

*There will be a $10 restocking fee for any shoes that are returned!!!!
*All merchandise must be returned unworn, unwashed, and in original condition. If items have makeup, deodorant, hair, or other stains, you will not be given store credit, and you will be invoiced for the shipping cost to send the items back.

*If an item you received is damaged or incorrect, please call 620-779-2161 for further assistance or email us at libbysboutique@att.net. 

RETURN INSTRUCTIONS

1. Please review our Return Policy above to be sure you meet all the return requirements. Returns that do not meet the return requirements will not be accepted and additional postage will have to be paid to have them returned to you.
2. Place in a shipping bag or box and INCLUDE YOUR PACKING SLIP. Feel free to use the original bag you received the items in if possible. 
3. Please send your returns to:

Libby's  Boutique
216 N Penn
Independence, KS 67301

*We recommend noting your tracking number for the items you are returning. You will receive an email once your store credit is available. Please allow 2-4 business days for returns to be processed once we receive them. 

 

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